party hangover

psychos!!! whoohoo!!

2006-09-02T08:21:00.000+08:00

i deleted the tagboard coz i had a few PSYCHOTIC ppl who kept tagging it. according to my detailed analysis of their behaviour over this past month, i think they haf a serious (and i mean SERIOUS with a capital 'S') self-esteem problem. you ppl should try watching oprah winfrey. The show is highly motivational and gives hope to ppl who THINK they haf no lives. You see.. you keep tagging useless stuff on my blog because

(a) you are just plain deranged

(b) you haf a medical condition (i can empathize with you on that)

(c) you want to get attention (that's wad ppl call attention-seekers?)

(d) you are trying to make yourself feel better by putting someone else down (i hope you did because otherwise it would only prove to be a complete waste of your time. wait. the latter was already proven.)

(e) you haf no life

(f) you THINK you haf no life

i think (f) gives you more credit than the rest of the options so i'll ASSUME you're in category (f). okay.. now we haf the facts presumably straight, we can get you some help. =)

wad i think is that you should really start subscribing to cable tv (channel 18). the oprah winfrey show is on from 1-2 pm everyday. if that still doesn't work, then i'm sorry to say you might haf to visit the woodbridge hospital. i mean.. i'm sure there are alternatives.. but erm.. i dunno how to put this...

your case is serious?

F.M.

2006-09-01T17:30:00.000+08:00

i just wasted 3 hours of my time in financial management seminar. i couldn't hear anything the guy said. you know how ppl always say "let's observe a moment of silence"? well.. i observed the silence for 3 HOURS!! -_-

i felt so enlightened after the seminar. it's like i found a whole new reason to skip the next lesson. i can't take it anymore!!

neutral.

2006-08-20T03:29:00.000+08:00

my sis took a passport pic of me today. i needed to renew my passport coz the current pic of me was taken when i was in pri sch. so you can guess how the ppl sitting behind the airport counters (i dunno wad you call them) always have difficulty putting my face to the picture.

apparently, the passport photo had to be a "NEUTRAL SHOT". this means that i can't smile in the pic!!! like wat?! that was like the most ridiculous thing i ever heard. okay. that was the second most ridiculous thing i ever heard. the fact that the toilet cubicles in china have no doors tops the list.

so i took the picture unsmiling. and my sis commented that i looked FIERCE. so i gave a mini smile that came off more as a perverted sly grin rather than neutral. my facial expression made me look like some terrorist who was planning to bomb a plane. i'm prepared to be stopped at the immigration counter.

AH. that's wad they're called. i remember. immigration officers. =)

but the POINT is. how do you define NEUTRAL? neutral can be this:

or this

i think i'm more likely to get on the plane with a smiling pic than them rite? correct me if i'm wrong.

that's wad i go to sch for.

2006-08-16T20:58:00.000+08:00

i can't believe school really started. i still hate it. that's why i can't believe i haven't ponned any lessons yet.

IT lessons are so fun!! my tutor's indian accent is so rich and sexayy. i'm not being sarcastic. but it is. i love it when he says "VAT IS DAT?".

but when we had the "HANDS ON" session, my tutor was some PRC whose accent is anything but sexy. he was dismantling the computer and going "this is the power supply." and i thought he said "this is the house fly." and he always talks so softly that my ear drums barely vibrate.

i dun understand a thing bout business law so the module is boring. wait till i have to defend myself against murder or theft of toilet paper then i might think otherwise.

national day.

2006-08-09T16:10:00.000+08:00

whoohoo!! it's national day. and i'm home waiting to wave the singapore flag when the NDP is on. -_- i'm gonna be patriotic. but i always have been. i used to think NTU stood for National Technological University. but it should be changed to the latter. there are so many NJ ppl studying there.

anyway. went to suntec yesterday with my O.G. , where i took several damn artistic shots with my hp. but the posture i adopted while trying to take the pics was so unglam. i looked like i was trying to do the limbo and got a backache in the process, and then time froze, and i got stuck in that position. bottom line: it was embarrassing. can't be helped though. who asked me to be such a dedicated photographer.

here are the pics.

*pic of a "Waxing Gibbous Moon". according to http://home.hiwaay.net/~krcool/Astro/moon/moonphase/, gibbous means "humped".*

amazing shots huh. =)

oh so sad.

2006-08-07T00:16:00.000+08:00

school's starting in 8 hours time. this is so not happening. eight months of holiday is too short. i can't even get myself pregnant and give birth in such a short time.

i dun wanna go to school!

freshie.

2006-08-05T00:13:00.000+08:00

went for the freshmen orientation talk today. it was dumb. we had to wear non-fitting robes and wave torches in the air. that was a first. i only know how to wave at ppl.

met hui yan in town to watch "the fast and the furious". the show is HOT. i love car racing!!! i need to learn how to DRIFT. but it's almost impossible. the closest i'll ever get to drifting is probably with a skate skooter. anyway. good show!!

took the bus back home and boy did the bus smell. i could like fart and not be found guilty. the passengers might just think the air conditioner's filter was dirty or smth.

oh. did i mention that i helped this ang moh couple with directions? they said "you are very nice." =) =) =) i was so gonna say "huh? can repeat?" but i'm not that thick skinned.
the ang moh lady has such nice blue eyes. i could get lost in them. i need coloured contacts.
then she went "we went to the bird sanctuary today. it was wonderful. you HAVE been to the bird sanctuary before right?" i could haf died. i dun think i did. but i went "yea. of course! but it was when i was very young." -_- i think the only bird i know is the mynah bird.

it's funny how i tend to speak grammatically sound english when i talk to caucasians. if only i'm like that all the time. i shall pretend everyone is a tourist. it might help.

anyway. uni's timetable is plain weird. i haf 4 hour long seminars! it's just wrong. who can sit for a 4 hour long seminar and not get bored?! i think i'm gonnna get Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT). it's the kind of disease ppl get when they sit for long hours in economy class seats and the blood clots in their legs coz of lack of movement, and flows throughout the body until it reaches the brain, and clogs up your brain arteries, and you die. yea. better known as the "economy class syndrome". i'm gonna die of that in uni. i need to do lotsa leg exercises while i'm in the seminar. maybe i'll just adopt a yoga position.

i saw a preview of my tutorial class ppls' pics. a preview's good enuf. they scanned my photo into the com and made me look jaundiced. -_-

bimb my ride.

2006-08-03T19:40:00.000+08:00

i have another reason to blog. some crazy person just tagged my blog. yay!! i love spammers. lol. makes me feel popular. =) or maybe it's in japanese. but i dun understand jap.

watched "the lakehouse" today with stephen. the movie was just an "okay". the only thing i'm thankful for is that there wasn't anyone resting his feet on the chair beside me. that was wad happened when i watched "the lady in the water", another hilariously stupid movie. yea. i'm reminded of how that guy who sat behind me friggin stuck his two feet on the chair. it was gross. not to mention the guy didn't get a pedicure. i mean.. if you wanna show off your toes to me, make sure they're clean and decorated? yup. you can try the nail spa at P.S. it's not bad. and affordable too.

took the wrong bus home after that. i thought i was on the bus 10, but realised it was 100. i think i'm half blind. or at least struck by astix or smth. i need coloured contacts. so yea.. i had to take another bus home. the tv mobile was showing the second telecast of singapore idol. i was happy. haha. i couldn't help but give a stifled half snort when ken said "you are intense". still can't get over that phrase. thank goodness i got off just before jay started to rap in english (i THINK it's english. it was so bad it sounded worse than singlish, so i dunno.)

lowest point of the day: i found out ALOT of ppl think i'm bimbotic. sigh. i'm gonna hang myself now. wait. hanging is unglam. how?

i'm evil. shoot me.

2006-08-02T23:44:00.000+08:00

today's singapore idol was like OMG. wad was happening?! except for hady and JONATHAN LEONG, the rest sounded real bad. i lowered the tv volume. and i realised they sound way better.. but looked just as bad. the show is such an embarrassment. that's why i watch it. great entertainment. for free!

i think the stylists tried to make mathilda the next oprah winfrey. suggestion.. the hair ain't working? rahimah is just as scary. it's a wonder why i still dun get nightmares bout her. and it's funny how she says she always loses pens and earrings, that's why she needs to keep buying them. i think there's only one thing she lost. her sanity.

i'm mean. okayy. good stuff now. ken was A LITTLE in point today with his comments. like 1/6 sentences were related to the performance (although still not constructive). an improvement from last time. it used to be 1/20. not bad. i loved it when he said to rahimah in all seriousness: "you are very INTENSE". LOL!!

damn i love the show. coz it makes me confident of rapping in chinese and yet sound 5 times better than jay or jasmine rapping in english.

sentosa.

2006-07-31T18:32:00.000+08:00

had og outing at sentosa yesterday. the attendance was so "fantastic". lol.

the outing nearly turned into a really wet affair with the rain. but all went well eventually. i realised i can't play frisbee for nuts. it's like trying to catch paper flying in the air with your toes. that tough. but at least i tried.

there IS one thing i was good at doing at sentosa. finding shade so i won't sweat.

foc.

2006-07-24T11:17:00.000+08:00

i'm still hungover from FOC. i'm sleep deprived. -_-

but the camp was fun and the ppl were amazing. not gonna upload photos of the camp coz i look like i'm half paralysed in my face or in a posture that suggests i had a minor stroke. so yea.. no pics.

and i changed race from chinese to malay. thanks to my sunburn. sunburns are supposed to make ppl look like beach babes or golden goddesses. but not me. i look like i got dipped in hot chocolate. except it ain't sexy.

i'll probably be the only candy 50 cent doesn't wanna take to the candy store. =(

miss universe just now was so beautifullll. i managed to predict the top five again. and rank them correctly. for two years running. i'm good. =) nushy and i can so be miss universe judges. paul twohill can become a contestant. coz he's so SPECIAL. haha.

he took my breath away (literally) during the advertisement in between the miss universe pagaent.

four senses.

2006-07-11T23:04:00.000+08:00

i'm back. =) the trip to malaysia was fun. got to CHILL OUT with my parents. but the sad thing was that i couldn't taste a single thing i ate! sigh. been so friggin sick that i lost my sense of taste. i could even take my medicine without water.

then my mum tried to test if i really lost my taste buds by giving me some chinese herbal drink. it was so bitter that i teared. she was mean.

but that wasn't the saddest part of the trip. the saddest part was being away from nadal. i couldn't watch the wimbledon finals. the FINALS. and when i found out he lost, i couldn't sleep the entire night. stupid federer. like why win four wimbledons when you already have three wimbledon trophies?! it's like having three eyeballs when you only need two. see wad i mean by redundant?

yea. so i was too sad to watch the world cup finals. but since italy won, i dun really care how they won. even if it was through penalties.

i still can't get over nadal's loss.

*nice nadal and mr three-eyeballs federer. i'll sterilize my hand after the handshake if i were nadal.*

*(left) nadal with the winner's plaque. (right) federer with the runner-up trophy. just let me live in self denial.*

a first.

2006-07-07T22:23:00.000+08:00

today i saw someone with black lipstick.

it was scary.

cable tv.

2006-07-07T00:16:00.000+08:00

my cable tv is totally screwed up! i was watching a nail-biting tennis match.. AND.. just when it was match point, the connection was lost. wth.

and it's not the first time. just a few days ago, during another match, it was exactly at match point too, when the connection was lost. the tv just hanged and showed some starhub logo. man the cable tv knows when to pick the correct time to lose it's signal. so pissing. and when the connection came back, it showed some man (i assume was the host of some show that was wrongly broadcasted) who was sitting in front of a green background. and wad was the man doing? scratching his nose and muttering to himself as he was looking at his notes. HAHA. it was like a video off some show wihch compiles videos of hosts behind the scenes doing embarrassing stuff. but the man was on for only like five seconds before they FINALLY resumed the match.

but then again, the man was more entertaining to watch than the match. but thank goodness it was only five seconds. who knows wad he would have done if the connection wasn't restored. shave his armpits i guess.

hyphen underscore hyphen face.

2006-07-04T00:44:00.000+08:00

played tennis with my sis today and smth quite interesting happened. we were at the vending machine buying drinks and when she pressed the button for 100 plus, a heap of cans were dispensed. like fifteen cans. haha.

yea. correct. we collapsed onto the floor literally with laughter. and then we decided to offer drinks to the ppl at the bus stop. one guy was like "did you buy all that?" and then he went "i think i'll have a nescafe then"

yup. then we offered drinks to this group of gurls who were pleasantly surprised. so very nice of us.

nah. we offered the drinks to them coz we didn't have enuf hands to carry them back to the courts. darn.

if ONLY the machine was like a "hotties machine" or smth. and when i press the button for nadal, out comes jude law and orlando bloom as well.

watched superman just now. fell asleep during the movie. as usual. i seriously can't watch movies where the men are in costumes. batman, spiderman, x men, superman.

unless superman was the main character in "mean gurls", there's no way i can keep awake. but then again, he looked like one of the plastics. too much foundation and eye liner. his face was kinda botoxed.

spoilt brat.

2006-06-29T18:23:00.000+08:00

SOMEONE said i was a spoilt brat. ahemmmm *chokes and coughs out blood*

the sad thing is.. i think i am.

maybe not spoilt. just so damn fortunate.

i told my dad to get me smth from overseas. and he ended up spending a bomb. and my dad is not one to splurge. i feel guilty now. i think i'm too pampered.

it's time to face the wall, squat and reflect, just as SOMEONE told me to.

i'm gonna learn to be independent. that's why i'm gonna elope. eh.. i mean run away from home (minus the part with the guy).

yes. i'm gonna stay in the friggin hostel where i have ta share the toilet with the entire level, drink room temperature drinks coz there's no fridge, wash my own clothes and watch local channels coz there's no cable tv. SOBS. i need my sports channels. how am i supposed ta support nadal's matches? looks like i have ta resort to watching online scores.

but ya.. i realised i'm so blessed. too blessed for my own good.

i love my parents sooooooo much. omg. i feel emo already. and i'm not even pms-ing.

that's why i'm gonna come home everyday even though i applied for hostel. =)

so i can be closer to my family and have my clothes washed for me as well. =) =) okay. KIDDIN. i'll wash my own clothes. =(

dream team.

2006-06-24T23:23:00.000+08:00

i told myself i will not watch the world cup. but i can't help it. it's the only thing i watch at night now. and i even visit worldcup.org more than vamosrafael.com. this is wrong. i'm unfaithful to nadal.

anyway. i created my very own dream team (that would be totally non-functional in a match) :

1. fernando torres

2. juanito

3. ballack!

4. lukas podolski

4. patrick vieira

4. steven gerrard

5. freddie ljungberg

5. ashley cole

6. kaka

7. junichi inamoto

8. harry kewell

9. brian mc bride

10. nadal. coz he's spanish.

11. beckham. coz i needed to fill the space.

and i dun understand wad's wif the 4-4-2 , 4-3-3, 1-3-3-3 formations. if I were the coach, i would just ask the players to hold hands and form a circle.

2006-06-18T22:55:00.000+08:00

*dinner at raffles marina*

the one and only taxi driver.

2006-06-18T01:09:00.000+08:00

it's not that i wanna complain.. but SOME taxi drivers are really RUDE.

i got onto the taxi at P.S. and i specifically told the driver that i was going to upper serangoon road, and to go by the CTE and exit at Braddell road.

the man just convieniently ignored my instructions and went by his own long sweet way, passing through dunno where.. little india then boon keng then potong pasir and god knows where.

he was like cruising.

HE FRIGGIN DID IT ON PURPOSE. but my sis and i were nice enuf not to tell him off coz it was already too late and we THOUGHT he knew better.

OBVIOUSLY HE DIDN'T!

when we FINALLY reached the serangoon region, he asked my sis and i if he should turn left at Braddell road.

we didn't noe coz we were unfamiliar with the street there.

so i said POLITELY (but if you deciphered my tone, it was the i-can't-believe-what-is-happening tone. aka the super pissed off tone.) : "uncle, we're not sure coz we told you to go by the CTE and you didn't. so we're not sure."

i was actually being nice coz i didn't want to say turn left and have him scold us should it turn out to be the wrong way.

i mean.. if you want to cheat people's money by taking an ALTERNATIVE route, make sure you noe how to GET to the place rite?! like wth. still have the CHEEEEEK to ask me how to go.

and guess wat? the man actually scolded me and said : "just tell me! turn left or turn right!"

that was it la.

so i repeated, this time making no attempt to disguise my anger : "i told you we're not sure coz you didn't go by the CTE which we told you to in the beginning."

my sis quickly said : " er. nvm. just turn left."

but the uncle didn't take it lying down. he continued scolding me and said : "we're already at serangoon road. you want to take the CTE for wat? it's the longer way. take the CTE and go to serangoon when we're already at serangoon."

you tell me. pissing or wat?

i needed to fight for my rights so i said : " WE SAID TO TAKE THE CTE AT THE START OF THE JOURNEY AT PLAZA SING."

like duh rite? of course i noe taking the CTE when we were already at the serangoon area getting our asses lost would be stupid. AND (I"M NOT FINISHED YET)... if you couldn't go by the CTE in the first place, why did you say "okay" when we told you in the beginning?! AND if you aren't going by the way that we told you.. you should have the courtesy to tell us!

then he continued the conversation by himself (or maybe he was still scolding me but i couldn't be bothered. coz i figured that not replying would make HIM look stupid instead of me.) and it's unglam to quarel. esp with a taxi driver.

and i was on my way to church. so i didn't wanna get a fit before i reached.

fitting is even more unglam.

when i told my dad, he said i should have taken down the number. i told him i actually wanted to, but it was too dark in the taxi to see the number. and i was afraid to ask my sis to read the number out loud to me for fear the the taxi driver might just decide to kidnap me and throw my body in the CTE highway.

here's a LITTLE TEENY ITSY BITSY advice to all you taxi drivers who want to cheat ppl's money: DON'T.

i might just sue you all.

coz you all make me so angry that i spelt cheek as cheeeek.

2006-06-16T11:39:00.000+08:00

*starbucks*

*fashion slaves.*

idol.ew.

2006-06-14T23:01:00.000+08:00

back to spending. busted 70 bucks at the salon and another 145 on facial products. i'm totally broke now. i need a rich bf. or a rich gf. either one. i'm feeling kinda les right now anyway. all thanks to social night yesterday, where i was onto some serious perving at this one gurl. LOL. she makes me unstraight. annan and i were trying to figure out if she was a north indian mix. if i had a choice, i wanna be born north indian or hispanic. coz they have nice black hair.

and singapore idol is embarrassingly boring? the wannabe judges and this one guy who sang with FIVE of his fingers (i mean one thumb and four fingers) pointing towards the audience. i mean.. when ppl sing the word "you", they usually just point or make those typical draw-you-close-to-me fist clenching actions *extends fist forward in direction of audience and retracts fist towards heart, giving a super emo expression*. but this guy just used his five fingers! he looked like he was trying to use supernatural forces to hypnotise the audience. but it just came across as scary?

den there was this guy who was kinda good looking. but when he opened his mouth, that was it. he was so arrogant. and he actually did the *rolls eyeballs till the whites flipped out* face on NATIONAL TV. now i noe looks isn't everything. it's only part of everything.

i can't wait for the next gurls' group. the preview of their horrendous dancing just keeps me wanting more.

ocs social night. - 13/06

2006-06-14T11:28:00.000+08:00

make my wish come true.

2006-06-12T22:53:00.000+08:00

wish 6 is officially granted. so i'm striking it out.

today my daddy told me that the moon is actually not the sun at night. he felt i needed to refresh my pri sch knowledge. but seriously.. the full moon tonight was kinda irritating. it was tailgating my dad's car. and tailgating is dangerous.

now it makes me wonder why ppl actually dedicate a full day to "appreciate" the moon. i think it's called duan wu jie in chinese ("squat no event" - direct translation. lol.).

why can't ppl even dedicate their mornings to appreciate ME? i need a me-day.

give him the french.

2006-06-11T21:37:00.000+08:00

i'm losing all my friends through the world cup. my msn contact list is half the length nowadays. and half of the other half that's online have their nicknames to do with the world cup.

even my dad is more havoc than me. he subscribed to some channel just so he can have his his gang over to watch soccer. and they drink beer. and eat MY chips.

i used to think that soccer was dumb coz it's like eleven guys after one pokka dotted ball. but i realised i HAVE ta change my mindset. be more mature in my thinking. so now i think of it as eleven HOT guys after one really really damn impt ball for some really amazing reason that i cannot fathom. now i see things under a whole new different light.

but i rather watch the french. coz then my attention just spans between two guys. and there's more airtime, instead of a fleeting glance of the shirt number on some guy's back and his side profile. and if i'm lucky.. they might just show the guys changing shirts. okay. KIDDIN. i'm not that perverse.

okay. nadal is losing now. no time to waste. i'm out.

but before i leave. i'll show off my new signature. just in case i get really famous for inventing something very unique. like black lipstick or smth.

here it is:

names.

2006-06-09T00:01:00.001+08:00

if i were to name my children.. i'll never give them such names.

(names i came across during work.) :

tooh ming xian, marine - HAHA. it sounds like "too obvious marine" when translated from chinese. and it's mariNe not marie. wad a name.

tan shi min, charmain - charmaine w/o the "e". i think her parents were in desperate need to answer nature's calling when they registered her name. hence the rush. hence the charmain. the name looks like a big typo in itself.

ng ying yi, fatima maria - weird name coz i can't make out if she's supposed ta be malay or chinese. i checked her biological parents. they're chinese. which is even weirder. and the name sounds like the typical name we always tease ppl with when we call them maids. like not only is it a fatima.. it's a maria.

the felix - i thought it was supposed to be felix THE cat. but i guess it's just "the felix" now. i think his/her parents did it on purpose. they must hate him/her.

okay. this entry is pure evil. my name isn't any better.

but i wouldn't mind being called "THE cheryl". now that's attitude. only eesha calls me that.

my stay home sunday.

2006-06-04T09:13:00.000+08:00

forced to stay home and look after my grandparents coz my maid is having her off day. this sucks. not coz i dun wanna look after them, but coz of the CONTINUAL nagging from my grandma. this is how EVERY SINGLE conversation is like with her (canto translated into eng):

eg.
grandma: "are you going out today?"
me: " no."
(x3)

grandma: "oh.. not going out ah?"
me: "no."
(x3)

grandma: "so you're staying at home?"
me: "yes."
(x3)

grandma: "stay at home and not go out?"
me: "yes."
(x3)

grandma: "good. stay at home and not go out. stay home and look after us."
me: (pissed silence)

grandma: (goes on and on and on bout how my grandpa annoys her. and on and on. and on and on.)
me: (damn pissed silence)

yup. notice how there's a (x3) after every question. that means she asks that same question three times. coz she can't hear my answer. she's hard of hearing. so my answers to the same question are in ascending loudness: "yes." "yes!" "yes!!!!"

but nowadays.. my sis and i just resort to saying "umm" instead of "yes". saves us the breath.

but den we sound like we're shitting when we go "umm" "umm" "umm".

the scary part is when she calls me on my hp when i'm in town or in the mrt. and people think i'm ill-treating my grandma coz i'm literally shouting over the phone (some questions can't be answered with a simple umm). so embarrassing.

or then they think i'm constipating when i go umm. did i mention embarrassing again?

oh. and she has this habit of checking whether i'm still alive once every ten minutes. i'm not kiddin.

i still love my grandma. but it kinda gets frustrating at times. esp when I'M the only one at home.

that's why i always feign sleep on sundays.

anyway. on to more impt things. i used my first salon pas patch! haha. so exciting. had a backache.

maybe it's coz i served too many aces during tennis yesterday. =)

i'm the next s'pore idol.

2006-05-29T23:34:00.000+08:00

accompanied my sis to holland v to cut her hair at "Next". man is the place swarming with good looking ppl. that's why i agreed to follow my sis. give her moral support during the hair cut. =) it's times like these when i come in handy.

i seriously think the store only hires hot hairdressers. it's been the case since i was in sec 4. good tactics though.. use hot hairdressers who can't cut hair for nuts, so that the customer will be too subdued by their beauty and can't be bothered to complain.

but my sis hair did turn out nice. coz a malay guy helped cut it. i knew i loved malays.

he was like "i'm gonna give your hair more volume and bring out your nice cheek bones and jaw. that way your hair will look sexier."

then he said "oh no. i sound gay." i was so close to saying "nvm. i love gays." i really do.. why do you think i wanted to work at newurbanmale so bad?

anyway. i decided that i might just join singapore idol next year. LOL. i realise that you just need to sing somewhere near in tune to get in. nth else matters.. not even if you have bad skin and bad hair. in fact. that's a bonus.

so yes. i'll try next year. i'm gonna rap "the phantom of the opera." that's originality for you. then i'll join when i'm fifty and have white hair. coz taylor won with white hair too.

or maybe i'll be a hairdresser. so i can screw up ppl's hair and make them look ugly. that way, i'll look better. HA. i'm so evil i think the only time i'm not is when i'm sleeping.

but even when i'm sleeping, i never have nice dreams. the only "dreams" i have are nightmares. and nightmares of my hotties. i swear. it's amazing the nightmares they're involved in.

tired.

2006-05-27T00:29:00.000+08:00

watched x men 3 today. i told myself i won't fall asleep like i did in x men 2. x men 2 was so bad.. i fell asleep even before the title of the show came on.

but then.. x men 3 was like "x men wad"? i did well to keep awake for about one hour. at least this time i kinda was able to guess who was good and bad. just that the three old men look so identical. i mean.. can't they get the bad guy, the good guy and the one with the handsome winged son to have different hair colours? they all have white hair. like how am i supposed to differentiate?!

so i dozed off like three times during the fighting parts. it's coz we were sitting in the front row! my scope of view was equivalent to four chinese subtitles. i'm not kidding. that's if i dun rotate my head and just stare straight ahead. omg. so PAINFUL and tiring to watch. my head was literally at a 45 degree angle.

now you tell me how not to fall asleep? the show is so difficult to keep up with. it's like whenever there's an explosion at one end of the screen.. i have to rotate my head to that direction, and then the actors are trying to escape from the explosion at the OTHER end of the screen. so i can't see wad they're doing.

so essentially.. i only understood HALF the show. but it's an improvement from the last time.

the WORST part was that we were so damn close to the speakers that whenever there was a loud scene.. the whole chair vibrated!! like thanks.. it's as if we were in the omni theatre AND going on some stimulator ride at the same time.

so that's x men for me.

cabbed home with tim and i suspect that the driver didn't even pass his basic theory. i was taught that we were supposed to check for blind spots by looking back over the shoulder every time we make a dangerous turn.

i think the taxi driver thought I was a friggin blind spot!

he kept turning his head a full 180 degrees back every time he talked to me. like hello?! my life is in your hands.. i dun appreciate reckless driving. and he can still SMILE! scare the crap outta me.

and he kept going on bout his hor fun. bout how his wife bought a plate of hor fun at clementi ave 5 and he needed to rush there before twelve so he could eat it before the shop closes.

he kinda blamed ME for it. coz he said he was going to clementi and tim and i dropped off at pasir panjang and dover.

but as i told the uncle.. "SAME THING LEH." that's how i talk to cab uncles. they can relate more to me that way.

anyway..he agreed to drop us at two stops in the first place. and the $10 cab fare more than makes up for the hor fun.

if you're still not happy.. den get four plates with the fare.

shopping detox.

2006-05-24T21:49:00.000+08:00

things ain't going as planned. spent $106 today. die.

okay. so i exaggerated. things are going as planned. i only spent $105.90. and my mum sponsored my shoes from tang & co. she FORCED the shoes onto me. i really could have gone w/o them. at the very most, i'll just walk around bare footed, and get pierced by a thousand dust bits, and get hand-foot-and-mouth disease. but she wanted to pay. so it's not my fault.

fine. so i did act like i was being chased by ah beng loansharks in plunging neckline shirts that expose their dragon tatoos/tattoos/tattwos/tatooooos (wth. i can't spell), who threaten to kill me with their long pinkie finger nails. but she wouldn't have offered if i didn't rite?

i couldn't stop smiling when she made payment. i think i looked abit spasticated.

and then she went on and on bout her shoe theory... that once i buy from tang & co, all shoes can't compare to that store. and how shoes that are made in spain and italy are better than local brands. and how it's okay to buy $299 shoes, as long as they're made in those countries. and how i should only buy from there. wad kinda mum encourages that? but i couldn't agree further.

so i decided to try my luck. i asked if i could buy the $299 DKNY jeans. unfortunately my mum was still sane. wasted.

cold turkey shopping.

2006-05-23T23:19:00.000+08:00

met elang to watch "over the hedge". SHE ended up shopping. i was just being a nice shopping companion. =) i didn't spend at all..

even though i got my friggin wages today. yea.. notice how i use the word "wages" instead of salary. coz it makes it sound like i did hard manual dirty work which destroyed my oh-so-fine manicure just to earn that money.

and it was only today that i realised that the auntie in my office calls names starting with "AH". like "ah joanne", "ah quek", "ah tay", "ah ong". damn.. wad if she starts calling me "ah choo!"?

i'll have a very good reason to quit then.

EMOOOOO.

2006-05-22T17:24:00.000+08:00

i'm feeling emo today. maybe it's coz i took "sick" leave again. lol. off days make me feel that way. idled the entire day away. i probably slept for like an eternity, but that doesn't make me the sleeping beauty. sleep makes ppl look uglier. =(

just to illustrate how much i slept:

i bet if i were the princess in the pea, no.. the princess in the story "the princess and the pea".. i would need to have shaquille o'neal in between the layers of mattresses for me to even budge. but then again, i would rather have allen iverson and never wake up. he's HOT. yes.. i'm still me.

so ya.. i'm still emo-ing. i need a life. i've been saying that since the time when fat lian jap socks the length of the nile river were in fashion. so i decided i might just work in NYDC, where the uniform says "GET A LIFE!" at the back of the black polo. but i dun look good in polos.

and i dun like serving ppl. i prefer jobs where i dun haf to face the public and get paid to do kindergarden easy peasy stuff. the job i am in now for example. the only time ppl see me is when i go to the washroom. and even then, i'm so fast they can't catch a glimpse of me. i'm like the breeze.. too fast.... too furious.. and even if they do.. so what? haha.

and i might just work till the end of july. coz the pay is good. =) it's called the income-substitution effect. i substitute my time with on-screen hotties for work. or is it substitute work for time with my on-screen hotties? this is why i hate econs. coz i got an A for it and i still dun geddit. LOL.

*photo taken at NYDC - 20th* i look bad in the pic. it was one of those days where all the pics make me look like i'm giving the miss universe walk of victory fake smile. i look so CONSTIPATED. so i just have to make the picture that tiny.

who asked me to be the princess in the pea? peas are tiny. and so am i.

the perfect face.

2006-05-19T00:30:00.000+08:00

spent $228.10 today. and thanks to me, who agreed to pay my mum back my outstanding debt to her, i still owe her $296.70.

so that's shopping.

at work, i googled "perfect face".

apparently.. scientists have narrowed down to a simple mathematical ratio 1:1.618, otherwise known as phi, or divine proportion, to set standards of beauty.

take for example...

if the width of the face from cheek to cheek is 10 inches (25 centimetres), then the length of the face from the top of the head to the bottom of the chin should be 16.18 inches to be in ideal proportion. If you're keen to see how you measure up, keep in mind that the ratio of phi also applies to:
+ The width of the mouth to the width of the cheek.
+ The width of the nose to the width of the cheek.
+ The width of the nose to the width of the mouth.

extract from http://www.cojoweb.com/phi.html (in case ppl think i came up with the formula. i'm no einstein.)

it's said that christy turlington has the perfect face. check out this website. it's quite cool. and the author sounds like a pervert.

http://www.theputdown.com/the_putdown/2005/12/the_worlds_most.html

and so does catherine zeta jones. (as in.. she has the perfect face too. not she sounds like a pervert too.)

Stunning CATHERINE ZETA JONES' face is the closest one can get to perfection, according to the American Academy Of Plastic And Reconstruction Surgery. The Academy asked its members to nominate the most flawless celebrity faces, assuming the ultimate facial proportion can be divided into equal thirds and the nose is the perfect length.MICHAEL DOUGLAS' wife scooped top honors for her stunning features, while Aussie NICOLE KIDMAN's delicate face brought her second place. JENNIFER ANISTON, Penélope Cruz and Gwyneth Paltrow all tied for third place.

extract from http://www.cinema.com/news/item/5747/zeta-has-the-perfect-face.phtml

i did a reality check on where my standing was in comparison to the up-there ppl. and i figured that if by some FREAK (and i mean very very freak) chance, michael jackson has the perfect face (i mean.. you never noe! it's the golden ratio.), then i'm not that far off. but if that were the case.. i dunno if i should take consolation in it. i might just commit suicide.

then i googled "perfect facial features".

i ended up coming across this amazing website on hairstyles. i've always said that i usually almost never take a bus when i have bad hair days, and i NEVER leave the house (unless i have to). basically.. i avoid facing the world when i have a bad hair or face day. it's a self-esteem issue i have going on here. still working on it.

well.. ppl tell me i'm crazy. but i have HARD-CORE evidence!!

http://www.stellure.com/

no one believes me when i say that hair is the most important part of the human anatomy. different hairstyles change how a person looks (duh) and creates significantly different impressions formed by others. it also affects one's mood and confidence level.

First impressions count.

Recent scientific studies have shown that people form their first impression of you within three seconds of meeting you. It's not your face, your clothes or even what you say that they base they judge you on - it's your hairstyle. Dr. Marianne LaFrance, Professor of Psychology at Yale University showed that your hairstyle significantly overpowers the impact of your facial features.

You probably don't need a scientist to tell you this but Professor LaFrance also showed that a bad hair day affects individuals' self-esteem increasing self-doubt, intensifying social insecurities, and becoming more self-critical in general.

i totally CONNECTED with the last sentence. it's as if i found my soul mate in Professor LaFrance.

then i remembered watching some discovery channel programme which researched on this topic. apparently.. gurls have far MORE variety in their dressing and hairstyle than guys. like of course guys can't wear mini skirts (unless you can find a way to stick at least half your thigh into the skirt) but gurls can wear pants. so yup.. it means that gurls are more versatile. yay??

yea..that was o.o.p. but back to the hairy website. it's still amazing. it helps you to determine your face shape and find the perfect hairstyle. cool huh?

my face is supposed to be oval. but i can't see how. -_-

they say: Your face shape is oval

Shape: The oval face is proportionally about one and a half times longer than the width at the forehead. The forehead is slightly wider than the jaw, with a pointed chin.

Styles: Hairdressers consider this shape to be the ideal face shape. Because all face-shape features are in proportion (and no features need to be minimized), you can wear almost any hair style well.

i say: as if. i've committed a past fashion faux par to know better.

face ass.small eyes.

2006-05-17T19:17:00.000+08:00

today i practised self-control. i managed to curb myself from spending $66+$29+$29+$49=$173. =)

and my mum half agreed to waive off the $205 that i owe her. she says that's to help me control my expenditure. but then i told her that i will pay her back the money coz i'll only spend another $205 if don't.

tmr's the isetan private sale. =D my mum's gonna take leave to go shopping with me. haha. so ironic. it's like giving up her potential salary just to spend. but i'm not complaining. coz she's paying.

this is called striking while the iron is HOT. maybe that's why i don't have a bf. he'll declare bankruptcy before our one week anniversary. but i won't allow him to pay anyway, even if he offered. this is called PRINCIPLES. my backbone's still intact.

today was a busy day but i had time to come up with a trend among hot guys - they either have small eyes or face asses. yes. according to the dictionary: 1) face: The surface of the front of the head from the top of the forehead to the base of the chin and from ear to ear. 2) ass: The buttocks.

however, put together.. a face ass is actually a depression in the chin which resembles the buttocks.

this is not a bad thing. in fact.. ang mohs think it's pretty darn sexy for guys to have face asses. but just one will do though.

john travolta

*this is classic example. just that i don't think john's hot enuf. he's like the anomaly in my discovered trend.*

i actually used to think face asses were a bit in your face. literally. HAHA. coz if someone with one were to talk to me.. i'll probably be staring at his face ass the entire time. that was how it was with with john travolta. but i changed my mind. here's why..

hottie #1 - josh hartnett

*now josh hartnett is wad i'm talking about. his face ass is subtle yet exudes a manly kind of feel. i like. =)*

just in case you can't see the face ass properly.. i'll be kind enuf to upload a few more photos with various angles so you can better view it.

now you can see the "whole" picture rite? =) i think his real ass is clearer than the one on his face. lol.

hottie #2 - adam brody

*subtlety again*

yea. two examples will do. or this entry will never end. man.. the things i do when i'm free.

so bottom line is.. a face ass can be a BEAUTIFUL feature of the face. it's like a dimple in the chin. well actually .. it is. but i think my dimples are more like holes in my cheeks. kinda like craters. so the pt is.. okay.. i dunno wad's the pt. so there.

okay. now comes the part about hotties with small eyes.

examples include..

hottie #3 - rain

*i knew i was gonna change my phone's wallpaper when i saw this pic.*

*the pictures came from www.mostbeautifulman.com HAHA. i didn't notice until i saw the address bar. i knew i could always count on the website to give me hot pics.*

hottie #4 - chad michael murray

*my new desktop background*

yup. again.. two examples are enuf. i'm gonna stop. or else ppl might mistake me for some full-time guy perver.

failed.

2006-05-16T21:50:00.000+08:00

went for the basic theory practice today. thinking that it was gonna be conducted under exam conditions, i stared at the computer for about ten minutes, waiting and waiting for the instructor to say "start" or "go" or smth liddat. but no.

then i looked arnd. and everyone was already on their 3rd question AT LEAST. how embarrassing. the ppl at the back must think i'm computer illiterate. i knew i should have sat at the back. where the hot guys were. give them a chance to save a damsel in distress. ha.

so i tried to log onto the system.. but there was no friggin keyboard. like wth. i raised my hand to catch the instructor's attention so that i could ask for the keyboard. then i saw the gurl beside me using her FINGER to press the buttons on the screen. OMG. embarrassing again. thank goodness i found out before the instructor noticed me. so with my hand STILL raised (one eye on the instructor and the other eye stuck onto the gurl's screen. i still couldn't believe she was using her hands. so unglam.) .. i pretended that i was stretching.

well, the practice was kinda easy, considering i scanned the book only 2 hours before the session. but i studied the page on the different kinds of road lines since two weeks ago. that was the amazing part. most of the questions that i got wrong (nine in all) were on road lines. that was the only thing i bothered to study for and i still got it wrong. someone call the ambulance. i'm already hyperventilating in anger.

i thought a 63/70 was a fantastic score, until i saw the word FAILED. that was exactly how it looked like on the screen. red and in stupid CAPS and in enlarged font. the school really knows how to put ppl down eh. i think if the ppl behind did see anything on my screen, the first thing they will see is the big fat FAILED word. now i can't remember if there were exclamation marks behind the word. i wouldn't wanna noe.. but i seriously think there were.

i mean.. my score was an 87%. that's good enough to hit the roads already. who on earth sets a 90% for a pass?! i'm not even the top 90% of the cohort in nj. like come on. that's asking for too much.

i did the practice again. this time the score was worse. give up la.

who says practice makes perfect? that person outta be thrown in jail.

failed. failed. failed. failed. failed. failed. failed. failed. failed. failed. failed.

happy mummy's day!

2006-05-14T23:50:00.000+08:00

*mum.tess.me*

how do you spell dumb??

2006-05-14T11:07:00.000+08:00

i'm the new definition of dumb.

played tennis with amelia just now and smth really embarrassing happened.

i was walking along the fence outside the court to the toilet when i saw this guy who looking at me and pointing behind me. thinking he was mad, i just continued walking.. den he said : "please close the door."

!!!! he was so damn RUDE!! okay.. even if you had said "please".. how was i supposed to read his sign language?! pointing with the index finger without saying anything was so annoying, especially when the man looked like he was jabbing smth invisible. and it's like he said the "please" only because he was forced to in public.

and the thing was that i actually did close the gate, just that the gate swung open abit, and even so, the tennis balls can't possibly roll outta the court through the gap, unless they were so lousy as to even hit anywhere near the gate.

that was it. he just got on my very last nerve.

nvm. i walked back to the gate SLOWLY and decided to close the gate PROPERLY. thinking i was so damn smart, i actually wanted to lock the gate by pushing the handle into the hole so that they would have ta squeeze their hands though the gate to unlock themselves.

but then i thought that was abit too mean and obvious, so i chose just to push the handle across, thinking i would still obtain the same result, that is that they would still have trouble opening the door.

so in the toilet i was telling amelia how smart and bitchy i was.. and i even said "my brain works so fast" and "i can think so well on the spot".

when we went back, i found out that i was the stupidest thing that ever stepped foot on the face of the earth!!

that was how i left the gate!! notice how i thought i had deceptively pushed the handle across. but ya.. i kinda realised the gate can be opened easily... even by a five month old baby or someone without hands. -_-

i really dunno wad happened there. wad was i even thinking?!?! it was as if i had been spontaneously brain dead or smth.

amelia just laughed the crap outta herself. she was the one who noticed it first. i was so @#$%&*! amused with myself. amused that i actually did smth of that level (wait. wad level?)!! and so damn EMBARRASSED. that's probably the stupidest thing i've ever done (and even worse coz i thought it was the smartest thing i've ever done). i SWEAR i thought i was very cunning and smart.

and it's always the case that i get just a tad bit irritated when ppl say i act stupid, especially when i DON'T. but now i have to admit that dumb is my middle name. just that no acting is involved here. which is like how sad?

so much for payback. evil begets evil. i choose to think of it as a moment of folly, and that i wasn't thinking straight. it must have been the sun. too much sun killed my brain cells. that's why i say sunblock is very very important.

current mood: " i tried so hard and got so far... in the end it doesn't even matter.. " - so much for my plan. it backfired.

now i need someone to tell me i'm smart. please..

so embarrassing.

2006-05-13T23:57:00.000+08:00

$164.

that's how much i spent today. but i have a really really valid reason. i used the $$ to buy a mummy's day present.

anyway, today was totally embarrassing. i accidentally sent the msg : "so it looks like our relationship can't stand the test of time. i'm heartbroken.." to the wrong person!! and the worst part was that i meant to send it to a gurl. HAHA. yes. call me les. i dun mind.

still shopping.

2006-05-12T23:33:00.000+08:00

i have nothing to say. just that i spent another $115 on clothes today.

i'm disgusted with myself. i think i need psychological therapy and not retail therapy.

cockroaches and lizards.

2006-05-11T23:09:00.000+08:00

i looked at myself in the mirror today and a horrible thought struck me - i think i look like a cock...roach!!

and there were signs pointing me to think that way just after that.

1. i was walking along the road and a bus passed by. it had a big fat poster plastered on the entire length of the bus. the poster was advertising some insecticide spray with the picture of a cockroach on it, saying "reaches even the hardest places". OMG. i just realised that phrase sounds a tad bit wrong. HAHA.

2. and the character of a guy on the taiwanese drama i'm watching is called "zhang lang (cockroach)". it must mean smth.

that confirms it. i'm a cockroach.

too bad cockroaches dun feed on lizards coz i am totally and utterly DISGUSTED with lizards!! i hate them so much i wish their tails will drop off and i hope they will get scared to death by their own tails.. or that they will have ugly children or that i will sit on their eggs which are probably hidden somewhere between my sofa.

i was gonna get a drink downstairs and i saw one small tiny one crawling on the wall. okay. not so bad. just kinda freaked out.

then outta kindness, i decided to clear the cans on the table (which i left behind). wth. the can started shaking. i thought it was just liquid. hell no!! i just threw the can on the floor and screamed for my maid. now i'm damn freaked out.

everything seems to look like a lizard. even the grass jelly in my drink takes the form of a lizard. and the stain on my shirt looks like lizard shit. i'm even sitting with my legs on the chair for fear of lizards on the floor.

*this is wad i'm talking 'bout*

i HATE lizards more than i hate working. they serve no purpose wadsoever. they dun even feed on the flies or mosquitoes in my house. i'm gonna do you guys a favour and set up a few lizard traps tmr. at least you can all die in a fairly glamourous position - with your tails on. no need for thank yous. you deserve it.

shopaholic.

2006-05-10T22:48:00.000+08:00

i'm only gonna shop when i get my next salary. perseverance is the
key to success. - quoted Tuesday, May 9

i managed to spend $100++ on clothes today. so much for perseverance.
i promise i will stop, after i get my jacket and shoes. i'll REALLY stop. and maybe after the jeans and another three shirts.

superpissed.

2006-05-10T00:09:00.000+08:00

STUPID STARSPORTS!! you choose to air roddick instead of nadal on tv! wad is your prob?! i mean.. if you wanna show a match, you should be showing the match where the BETTER player is playing in right? WHY ON EARTH IS RODDICK ON TV?! he's wasting airtime!! i waited the whole damn day for my nadal match and all i get is roddick. urghhh!

nvm. maybe it's coz the match was earlier in the day and roddick's match is after nadal's (just like how his ranking is simlarly after nadal's =P). but the channel would rather air the show "Bull Riding Pro:Built Ford Tough Series 2006: Oberto Invitational" instead of nadal's match???

like who in their right minds ride bulls in singapore? even madonna rides a mechanical one in her MTV vid. i'm sure tennis is smth ppl can relate to more. the closest to bulls we'll ever get here is Redbull. okay. that was uncalled for. lol. but you get the idea..

i'm pissed. i may even write a complain letter to starhub cable tv with the subject heading "hotties missed".

hottie hottie

2006-05-09T09:44:00.000+08:00

i found myself a man. =) =) =)

go ahead. say i have bad taste in men. i dun care. coz he's an LV model and was on the cover of Vogue. how's that for bad taste? oh. and did i mention he's 1.88m? i'll probably be at his armpits if i stand beside him. but it's okay. i really dun mind.

he's one in a million.

literally. he's one OF the million hotties i perve at. i need to be faithful. can't give up the whole tree for a leaf rite?

anyway, met rachael lee for lunch and shopped too much again. but i've decided to kick the habit. i'm only gonna shop when i get my next salary. perseverance is the key to success.

i love to sleep.

2006-05-07T16:59:00.000+08:00

WAH LAO EH!!! my parents just scolded me coz i just woke up. i was taking a nap k. wad's wrong with that?! they said that i needed to find something productive to do or at least not sleep for such a long time. like thanks.. so i can just stay awake and use the computer the whole day to search for pics of hot guys ah. so productive.

or maybe i can go give birth to a few babies. so "productive".

they said that i was not normal because people dun wake up at four plus and the PATTERN is wrong. like so what?! i want to sleep means i want to sleep. i only took a nap from 12 to four plus. that's less than five hours. but yea.. i'm having my lunch now. and dinner is next. haha.

still.. i dun see wad's wrong. humph!

okay.this entry sounds so cheena-fied.

the last supper.

2006-05-05T23:34:00.001+08:00

met melvin again today. had lunch at some high class jap restaurant in shaw tower, which i kinda regretted. coz my mum was paying & i chose the place. but how many times do i get to look at a laminated menu rite? and anyway.. my middle name is HCP (go figure).

i asked the waitress wad pork loin was.. and she said "wshisedrist & schisadit". i was like "huh? pardon me?" and she went "wseidhtoignklskitkd & schidkeoitnk". even worse. forget it. i was this close to laughing so i said "okay can i have THAT (i didn't even bother trying)?"

and the green tea there was so PLAIN. it's like plain water with two drops of coffee. when the waiter came over to refill the cup (not the same waitress thank goodness or i think i would have ordered urine by mistake, considering her pronunciation, or the total absence of it, is VERY damn misleading), he asked "would you like some more green tea?". my smart alec cousin said "do we have a choice?". LOL. you should have seen the man's face. priceless.

and then my mum and i were forced by melvin to take some photo at the glass tank in wisma. the one where all the tourists gather in front of the fishieees like that spot is the new eighth wonder of the world. yea.. and it's so embarrassing coz i always think how stupid the place is to take such a photo, and i constantly tell myself that i will never take a photo there even if tom cruise was scuba diving in the tank. i'm not gonna upload the photo we took coz my face is like " . " yea.. black like that full stop.

ended up at topshop, where i got bored and took mosaic pics on my phone:

artistic eh?

now you know why i'm not an artist. coz i'm so talented i'm afraid i might blow your brains away.

watched some scary movie. think it was "a stranger who called". man.. my WHOLE show was ruined by some american school people that think they are the only ones in the whole cinema. so ANNOYING. ANNOYING. ANNOYING.

like as if coming in late wasn't good enough, they had to let the whole cinema (and i think the whole united states too if they could) know that they were IN THE HOUSE. FYI: they did so by dashing LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT ETC. across the theatre and making sounds that sounded like war cries. like hello?! i mean.. if your seats were at the extreme back near the exits, i would still be able to tolerate it. but you're sitting right smack in the front rows!! and standing up to take your friends' mcdonald's orders AND shouting the orders out in the middle of a scary movie, where everyone is trying to get in the spooky mood, isn't all that appreciated!

okay. nvm. the worst part was the sudden noises of "BOO!" and other sounds that i can't even begin to describe that erupted from them. and trust me. they were not screams that came from the bottom of their hearts due to sincere fear (that i can understand. coz i let off three such screams. HAHA.), but rather done in the hopes of scaring others and making themselves heard again.

but anyway, the amusing part was that the couple beside me actually fell asleep! lol. i turned to look at them and wondered if they were probably just not moving for a very long period of time, but then i figured that if their heads were turned 90 degrees to the left, then it wasn't very possible. i mean.. they can't be watching the movie with their right ears rite?

yup. the show was nice. should go watch. but i suggest buying the dvd. unless you want to make your money's worth by being scared AND irritated.

still my new phone.

2006-05-04T22:50:00.000+08:00

met melvin and relatives for dinner just now. i'm still fascinated with my new phone, and so is he (with my old phone). totally no regrets now. =)

anyway. i ponned work today to play the x box. my coz lent me four games.. but i can't figure out how to save them on my hard disk! dead or alive 3 is so WOAH. i managed to get to the final stage of the story (or so i think), but that's as far as i got. the computer is such a cheater bug! before i can even MOVE, the computer's character, which was some big godzilla/king kong beast thing surrounded by whole lot of fire, just keeps blowing his fire at me. like wth. i will win five times in a row too if i had that special power. cheater!

all i could do was kick.

and miss by like a yard.

oh well, at least i managed to win the last stage of another jap game, which i totally didn't understand. with much ease i must add. but maybe only coz it was on easy mode.

and then there was this car racing game "project gotham". the game was seriously LOL. i couldn't friggin control the car! so i decided to drive backwards. and i was supposed to collect some "kudons" (heck the spelling) thing. like how on earth was i supposed ta noe wad those things were?! i thought they meant the cones on the road.. so i tried knocking down as many as possible.

i was so damn wrong. i came in sixth... so i thought not bad. i'm a natural pro. but den i realised it's 6/6. no wonder i didn't see any cars!! and i thought i was so far ahead of the pack. and the worst part was watching the replay, which was kinda embarrassing. coz i looked like i was drink driving.

anyway, i gave up and watched some taiwanese drama on vcd. oh man.. i cried the sockets outta myself. so sad. actually it wasn't that bad, but i had to keep myself occupied, considering i had nth to do at home, so i thought keeping my hands busy with tissue paper was a good idea. i love to cry. but only on purpose. LOL.

i'm one weird gurl. just say it.

new phone. =)

2006-05-03T22:06:00.000+08:00

i swapped phones with my cousin who just came back from china. whoo!! =) =) it's a samsung D600, which is apparently worth $100 more than my motorola v3x (trade-in values). haha. this is such a win-win exchange! considering my v3x couldn't msg properly. and it's scratched. but it was 3G and could be used in korea and japan though.. and the screen was so friggin BIG.

shoots. i think i'm having regrets. nvm. just dun think too much and focus on the good stuff. the screen's sharper than the v3x, and there are more functions, minus the 3G and japan-korea thing. i mean.. it's not like i have anyone to video conference with, AND the 3G rates are so ex. and it's not like i'm ever going to japan or korea in the near future.

i think i'm just consoling myself. arghh! but it's kinda too late. i need time to get over the break up with my v3x. sentimental values are involved here man.. break ups are never good.

i'm turning to my shoes for emotional support during this period of time.

back to the flies.

2006-05-02T23:09:00.000+08:00

the fly massacre. haha. as i said.. you stinking flies will not live to see the next rainbow. who asked you to offend the almighty ME? i even have a retarded website to prove it. go visit www.cheryl.youaremighty.com =)

one more time i see you guys flying near me..i tell you .. you will go down. and go down so bad. i'll make you all wish you were never born. such a waste of my time.

i could have blogged about more useful stuff. stuff that might affect the universe and mankind (in my wildest dreams).

but yes. i choose to blog about flies.

damn flies.

2006-05-02T19:33:00.000+08:00

it's like attack of the flies in my house. so damn irritating!!! the stupid idiotic flies that are attracted to lights just suddenly appeared outta nowhere. ewwww. they're so disgustingly annoying. i hate bugs! much less sick flying bugs that have nothing better to do except fly all over my face!! like get lost man!! EEEEEEEWWW. they're EVERYWHERE!!

i'm gonna smack the wings outta them. i swear. especially the one that's so irritatingly flying arnd my computer screen. you're so dead i tell you. and you're not gonna even get a coffin. HA. i just killed one with the remote control. damn it. there are seriously so many of them. ARGHHH!

i hope i killed the momma fly so you all can't friggin reproduce! i'm gonna make sure i squish the shit outta you. or better still. just smack the wings out so that you all can't fly and become immobile forever! talk to my palm flies.. coz the woman is pissed. no one messes with me.. even flying bugs. i mean NO ONE.

slack.

2006-05-01T23:55:00.000+08:00

i hate public hols! i feel like sucha bum. i dun even noe wad public hol it is today.. but i'm too embarrassed to ask. there were no shows worth watching on tv that i had to play x box. but yay! i passed the one stage of LOTR that i was stuck at for so long. the wonders of hols.

then i turned back to the tv. spent the WHOLE day at the sofa that i feel so damn sick. it's like i have so much time to waste but nothing to do. and there's work again tmr. i'm so dreading it! but i have ta go if not my mum will think that i'm shameless. LOL. she showed me this article yesterday about children that have no shame coz they work and still get allowance from their parents. i want so much to disagree but i can't find a good reason to. i'm SHAMELESS!!! yes! at least it beats being a bimb.

according to EL (who's now in aus so i can ask him and save myself the embarrassment).. there's no public hol today. ???. at least that's wad it states in the website www.mom.gov.sg/PublicHolidays/ . i'm confused.

update: it's may (not april anymore) so it's actually may (labour) day. i finally found out.

bitch outing.

2006-04-30T23:14:00.000+08:00

met anand and nushy today to watch 16 blocks. was a nice show.. if only i knew wad was happening. (we went in fifteen mins late thinking that there will be advertisements going on, so i only understood the show after half an hour or so.) but there was a fair bit of entertaining action. i give it a 4 outta 5 stars rating. it would have been 5/5 had bruce willis been a little less unkempt. maybe he was going for the 'just woke up' look. the black guy in the show was hilarious though.

met ALOT of nj ppl in town. it was so awkward. totally ruined my "i'm gonna disappear from the face of the earth" motto. haha.

anyway, after going cold turkey for two weeks without wearing a skirt (just to prove that i do wear jeans), today was the day of liberation. everything felt different. the trees were green, the sky was blue, and the air was fresher. p.s. the trees are not always green and the sky not always blue. just so you noe my brain is not shaped anything like jessica simpson's.

today was day 1 of me implementing the "speak only when spoken to" movement. no comments on the success of that. all i can say is that tomorrow will be a better day.

i had some margarita thingy at "the balcony". the place was so DARK i had ta use the hp light to read the menu. i mean.. seriously.. it's not romantic wadsoever. i think my eyesight just went up by 50 degrees. some lights would be nice eh. all they had were candles with flames so small that they will only be potentially hazardous if there were 100000 of them placed together in a haystack.

then there was this bathtub thing in the centre of nowhere. a hot tub perhaps? i just have ta bring it up. it was so outta place!! who on earth dips in the water in their bikini or swimming trunks and have ppl sit in a circle around them drinking cocktails?! it's like a scene off "the bachelor".

so PISSED.

2006-04-29T22:23:00.000+08:00

i'm so god damn pissed with myself. pissed that i pissed the piss outta my super pissed sister. haha. take a moment to digest that. and the word "sorry" is not in my vocab, not that it's a good thing. man i need some LURRRVING.

maybe i should adopt the speak-only-when-i-have-something-so-damn-intelligent-to-say-that-it-blows-everyone's-minds-away-and-shut-up-if-i-have-nothing-constructive-or-nice-to-say attitude. keeps the bitch fights away.

ac hotness.

2006-04-28T17:45:00.000+08:00

omg omg omg omg. there are like three hot ac guys at my house now. my sista's frens. haha.. i'm such a paedophile. but then again, they're just two years younger. and if i'm a paedophile, wad does that make demi moore? celebrities shouldn't get it any easier. anyway, there is a pair of twins! which means double the hotness!! i can't believe i'm breathing the same air as them.

my sista is so damn fortunate to have an older sista like me. i'm keeping an eye on her frens. make sure she doesn't mix arnd with the WRONG company. now we can't afford that can we? we dun want ac guys coming over to our house every other day in their hot uniforms (held up by their golden-tanned bodyyyss), just sitting arnd downstairs while i take great joy in walking downstairs every five mins to get a drink. hello?! i need some order in the house. and this starts with me setting a good example. need to keep things in tab arnd here once in a while. damn i wish i didn't have a maid. at least I can be the one making them feel at home here. drug their drinks or smth.

shoots. i hope they never come across this post. it's gonna ruin me forever!

anyway.. i just sent my maid on an errand. HAHA. this is just so intentional i hate myself.

yawnz.

2006-04-27T22:52:00.000+08:00

the driving lesson was so boring that i had to resort to self-entertainment. i couldn't stop myself from laughing when they showed this video of a car hitting a dummy. the instructor didn't look amused. i think his spandex-like uniform was too tight. the staff there seriously need a wardrobe revamp. the uniform's not working for them. it's just smth bout the skin-clinging, high-waisted cobalt blue pants and white shirt that i can't put my finger on. now i can't remember if there were suspenders.

but i did learn smth from the lesson - i need the right ATTITUDE when driving. i have an attitude problem, but i dunno if it counts. i even took down notes just so i wouldn't fall asleep. okay. so i was doodling the word "hotties", but the instructor seemed impressed. he even asked me a question. =) . which i couldn't answer. he kept looking at me, as if expecting me to say smth. it was like some staring competition. which i won. i pretended i didn't know he was talking to me, but to the lady behind. sometimes playing dumb isn't so bad afterall.

then there was this question : how much is your life worth? the question was just so random.. it came right after the whole "right attitude" section. i was trying to contain my laughter so bad that i sounded like i was half-snorting. totally unglam. i guess if my life is worth the amount in my bank account, that wouldn't amount to much.

ah!! i hate driving! i live to be driven not to drive. haha. i sound like some arrogant spoilt brat that has golden toilet bowls in her 16 room bungalow.

anyway. this is some conv log btween EL and me bout driving. i thought it was quite funny.

E.L.T - stupid citations! says:
over here, the theory thingo is a 2 day course
E.L.T - stupid citations! says:
gonna sit for it on sat
WHATSERNAME -justonce. says:
you gonna sit for it?
WHATSERNAME -justonce. says:
haha
WHATSERNAME -justonce. says:
all the best.
E.L.T - stupid citations! says:
hahaah thanks thanks
E.L.T - stupid citations! says:
its so easy though
E.L.T - stupid citations! says:
they have questions online, one of them was ' what does this sign mean?' and it showed a stop sign
WHATSERNAME -justonce. says:
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

s.i.c.k.

2006-04-27T14:03:00.000+08:00

i only take taxis when i have a bad face day or when i'm late. today's the bad face day. i'm so sicccckkk. down with the flu. this is so not happening. but i still went to work. it's called work responsibility. smth i have.. despite the relatively unfair pay i get. i actually got praised for my work ETHICS. i repeat.. WORK ETHICS. yay!! i annoyed my mum so much during work that she accidentally tore up this $100,000 check. oops. (if i can't get the cheque, no one should)

i went back to basics today. cutting paper and removing staple bullets. my cousin said my job was more impt than being the hole in the ozone layer. he said "you're like the little last finger ppl use to dig their nose". EWW. that was so hurtful. just stabbed me right smack in the heart. and hui yan says that i'm so irritating i'm like the nose shit on the hair mole of a mole. HAHA. as if being the hair mole on the mole isn't bad enuf, i had ta be the nose shit!! (although i really have no idea how the nose shit can even get on the mole in the first place) anyway, piecing the two comments together, i realise.. *drum roll*.. i'm really not that impt. =( reason being, the nose shit can still get on the mole without the help of the last finger.

OMG. that was like the sickest thing i've ever written. just forget it. i'm so sick i can't think properly. i'm going for my driving lesson now. at least the class there appreciates me.

will work for shoes

2006-04-26T21:53:00.000+08:00

today's shopping was so unfruitful it makes me wanna cry. i spent 10 mins contemplating if i should get the $129 "Aldo" shoes, and when i finally did decide on getting them, they had no size! maybe it's a sign. i'll do anything for them. anything. even working. the shoes are perfect. they're like the only shoes worth living for. they're hotter than the CLEO bachelors. if i could only just... get my hands on them.

and my mum had to buy TWO pairs of shoes. they're just so IN MY FACE. one pair looks like a spider had spun its web onto them. no one would even guess the shoes are from "NineWest". she did offer to buy me a pair. but my heart only has place for that special pair. instead, i made her splurge on $200++ worth of shu uemura products. we couldn't help it. the free gift (worth less than $20 bucks. i think.) was just too tempting.

*please tell me the products look like how much they're worth*

anyway. i came across this patient's record during work. in case you didn't know, my job revolves arnd removing staple bullets and cutting paper. i kinda form the base of the entire structure of the company. you can guess how important i am. i'm so important i'm like the hole in the ozone layer. i'm promoted to using the photocopier now. i get to change the intensity of the ink and size of paper. it's really quite challenging and mentally demanding. well anyway, the patient's first name was "butt". HAHA. his parents may as well give him "crack" as a surname. that would sound more complete. makes more sense too. i think i would rather be called "asshole" or smth. at least that would seem more intentional than a mistake on my parents' part.

and OMG!! american idol just got better. even with ace gone. CHRIS is so @#$%&*! damn fantabolously extraordinarily talented. he's voice is just so sexaayy and raw. "have you ever really loved a woman.. " woahhh. maybe he's referring to me. just maybe. darn. who am i kiddin? he probably doesn't even know that s'pore is bout 23 hours away from america. but i'm falling head over heels over him already. he sounds so good all the time. even lying on the floor. even when he's bald.

taylor was so amazing too. "just once... can we find a way to finally make it right.. " i bet on my momma's shoes that he'll not get kicked out. i still want paris out! or that mcfee lady in the yellow dress that seems two sizes too small for her.

i think paula should just leave. she's embarrassing. half the time she's outta point. and the other half she's just trying hard to prove how she's not. i give her credit for that though. coz if it were me, i'll probably still be trying to get over the fact that simon's wearing the same shirt for the past five seasons.

-_-

2006-04-25T22:36:00.000+08:00

this was the supposed funny pickup line of the day from ecrush.com:

I am enshrouded in darkness and despair, and you are the light.

don't look at me. i just came across it. if anyone said that to me, i'll just tell them to go get their eyesight checked. this reminds me of the two weirdos who approached amelia and i at cine. one asked me how many digits i had in my bank account. i said "two la". and then he asked if i wanted to date him or his friend. huh? the other started the whole "you look familiar. do i know you?" thing with amelia. yea rite.

anyway, these are the questions on some stupid "are you popular?" quiz. it's really quite amusing. at least the lindsay part.

1. Is [your name] in the popular crowd at school?
2. Does [your name] "look" popular?
3. Does [your name] have a shot at Homecoming Queen/King?
4. Do lots of people have crushes on [your name]?
5. Is [your name] a fashion trendsetter?
6. Could [your name] be elected Student Council President?
7. Do younger kids look up to [your name]?
8. Do people spread gossip about [your name]?
9. Does [your name] throw killer parties?
10. How's [your name]'s reputation?
11. Does [your name] look like Lindsay Lohan?
12. Do lots of people want to sign [your name]'s yearbook?
13. Does [your name] have lots of people on their instant messenger list?

my day off

2006-04-25T12:26:00.000+08:00

i overslept on purpose so i could pon work. =) very very sneaakkkky. i'm still sunburnt. and it's getting worse. i need to go out again. i need a life. i want more x box games!! but they're like $69.90 per game. =(

i had nth better to do so i came up this list: the difference between acs (barker) guys and acs (indpendent) guys. please don't sue me if i'm wrong. it's just an observation.

*hopefully no one realised the grammatical error in the table*

but i still like my rj guys =) even though they say rj guys rule the country and ac guys own the country.

aiwo

2006-04-24T22:35:00.000+08:00

i had a nightmare last night. i dreamt that i forgot to bring my 'A' and 'O' level certificates for the smu interview. my nightmare came true. wth. i had to go home and get them after the interview, and i managed to get lost in smu for more than an hour, after which i realised i had been walking arnd in circles.

anyway, the smu interview was surprisingly okay. i felt so intellectual during the group discussion. i'm serious. and the interviewer gave me a good comment. if i heard correctly. the other one hardly flinched during the entire interview. but nvm. he was hot.

met nushy for dinner at "aiwo" in raffles place. the food was served on a conveyor belt, which was quite exciting. cheap thrill. we thought the restaurant was overstaffed coz the waitress came to clear our plates after every dish. we gave her smth else to do: take a pic of us. the chefs just stood in a bunch and watched us eat.

(left)
*this was complimentary. now you know why.*

had ice-cream at cafe cartel to waste time. i thought the dessert "boysenberry" meant "boys" and "berry". but i was wrong. it's just a type of berry. yes. i'm boy crazy.

(left)
*i made a special request. but he didn't come. no tips.*

murder

2006-04-23T21:01:00.000+08:00

my mum tried to kill us all with her nailclipper. it was lying on the mattress with the knife sticking out. that's just plain scary. I COULD HAVE DIED! i had to take a pic as evidence of the crime scene.

*i swear it was in that position*

i hope i dun sound stupid in tmr's interview. i have the tendency of doing that naturally. how sad. smu's my second hope coz i figured i didn't get shortlisted for law in nus. there goes my legally blond ambition of being a lawyer. damn. i could have the chance of wearing that hot suit with the legalised short skirt. and using the super annoying pen with the feather in it. wait. i already did that. during lectures. wahaha. but it wasn't as bad as the pen which lights up whenever i wrote. i used that during the prelims. lol. the people arnd me weren't that happy. sry. i had to eliminate competition.

i hope the people in my group interview are unhot. that's a first huh. i dun need distractions. but some eye candy wun suck too bad too. wad if the topic's on beauty obsession? that would be so ironic. my view will be so one-sided. arghh! help!!

sunburnt

2006-04-23T07:55:00.000+08:00

*%$@ !!! i got sunburnt!! wthhhh. if anyone's never seen a lobster, come look for me.this is wad a whole day of tennis does to you. damn it. this is so not fun. i have an smu interview tmr and i 'm gonna look like i had red paint splashed on my face. but then again, at least i'll make a "lasting first impression". which leads me to another prob... i can't even answer the simple question of "why do you want to get into smu?" how am i supposed ta know? coz it's near town? i think i forgot wad time's the interview already.

anyway, i had my first migraine yesterday. i couldn't see sh*t. everything was just moving so s-l-o-w-l-y. i thought i was gonna lose my eyesight. wad would life be if i couldn't see the beautiful men god created? i dun wanna know. btw, check out the website www.mostbeautifulman.com notice the grammatical error of how it's "man" and not "men". nushy says it's close to soft porn. she deleted the site from her history list, but i told her mine's on the favourites list. lol. nahh. not anymore. but dun get me started on how i even came about the site. it was an accident.

FYI: defending HOT champion (i just had to add that) nadal beats gaudio 5-7 6-1 6-1, and sets up dream clash with federer. shoots. vamosrafael!

third time lucky

2006-04-21T23:47:00.000+08:00

nj won tp! that makes it the first win against tp in three years. yaaayyy!! nj's going to the next round...

watched Ice Age 2 today. the two ladies sitting in front of hui yan and i were damn ANNOYING. their laughter sounded like a bunch of noisy starving monkeys. okay. exaggerating here but they were hyperventilating. i was sincerely concerned for them. and the laughing was persistent. so irritating!! i dun see how it's even humanly possible. hui yan and i tried imitating the laughter, but we just ended up getting breathless. those people have such great stamina they can do a triathalon three times over.

i wanna get the cleansing oil and facial wash from shu umeura. but i'm broke... my dad said i should have at least three thousand in my bank account. i said "good joke" to him. he gave me the face. i want $$$$$$. haha. i figured that cleansing oil and facial wash both fall under the category of daily essentials, so it's not considered shopping. just that it's branded. that's all.

no more ace

2006-04-20T19:08:00.000+08:00

nushy just told me that there was a job available in California Fitness. a job where i am entitled to free perving at the expense of the guys breaking a sweat on the treadmills. who needs staff benefits anyway? it's the PURRRFECT job for me. too bad i'm blacklisted by the gym. ha. it's a long story. in summary, i didn't pick up their 14 missed calls (per day!) for three whole days. and i kinda told my maid to tell them i was dead when they called my home. or at least smth along those lines. they were just plain irritating. i dun like aggressive marketing. looks like i won't be standing at the counter of California Fitness anytime this century. sobssss. and i'm reminded of how i was rejected for the walk-in interview at NewUrbanMale. double sobssss.

anyway, i went shopping with jieling today. we found out that neoprints could be taken DIY style. here's how..

*if you squint real hard, you might just spot my pimple*

*choo.zhuang*

*life-sized neo print border*

american idol sux!!!! big time. it should be changed to a competition seeking the most annoying people in america. why? coz ACE YOUNG got booted out! boo hoo!! bad mistake america. if the whole of asia could vote, he would win hands and legs down. i mean, the show's not called "idol" for no reason right? Ace's middle name is "hot". that speaks for itself. and he can actually sing. here's when everyone rolls their eyeballs with resignation. but who cares. i'm entitled to my own opinion. argghhh!! i want paris out out out! sry gurl, but i'm straight. and if taylor's drunk, simon should be sent to rehab.

FYI : nadal thrashes Lisnard 6-4 6-1 in AMS Monte Carlo

$10.30

2006-04-18T21:41:00.000+08:00

i am this much closer to getting my driving license . . . BUT

being the dumb person i am, i thought the taxi fare from gleneagles (near holland) to bukit batok driving centre would cost less than 10 bucks. so i decided not to draw money. i mean.. how much can it cost rite?

at first, the meter hardly twitched. it remained at $2.40. i was even willing the meter to turn $2.50 just so i could have the cheap thrill of seeing the figures jump. lalalala...

i wish i never did. the next moment when i glanced up from my phone, $7.20! wth!!! and bukit batok was nowhere in sight. $8.70. $9.10. $9.20. $9.30.. SHIT. all i had was a friggin $10 note and 30 cents. how dead was i?

i was contemplating selling my nano to the driver in case he refused to let me off the cab at the end of the ride, or stopping in the middle of the highway when the fare reached $10.30. but then i decided against it coz my bus card had negative value and my phone batt was almost dead. no way was i gonna risk getting stranded in the middle of nowhere.

i decided to declare bankruptcy. after confessing my entire miserable wealth of $10.30, i found out that the uncle was actually.. NICE! the fare came up to an outstanding $11.70, but the uncle heck cared it and waived the difference. =)

you'll never catch me with less than twenty bucks in my wallet from now on. that i can guarantee.

blah

2006-04-18T14:26:00.000+08:00

many have told me how my life is one big OC drama (minus the seth part). yes i did get my fair share of crap in jc, but there were still parts of school i missed.

i miss the tennis courts which are situated right beside the soccer field. i miss the soccer action going on during my tennis training.

i miss walking past the water cooler outside the boys' toilet and stealing glances at the soccer guys everytime they take a water break there.

i miss the gurls' toilet where the flushes are never working.

i miss staring into the mirrors in the toilet with my frens and making neoprint poses for myself to see.

i miss the kiwi blended with pearl bubble tea.

i miss the CFG which always hangs around the canteen tables outside the CF uncle's mixed veg stall.

i kinda miss the rumours that are spread about me by people i dun even noe, coz it just gives me a justified reason to bitch about them.

i miss the love hexagon relationships in my tennis team.

i miss having the paedophile of a teacher, chue, arnd as a best friend and rival in love.

i miss creating the list of "top ten guys and gurls in nj" even though the list was damn hard to come up with.

i miss the lectures and tutorials coz i've skipped so many to even noe how they were like to begin with.

i miss being late for assembly.

i miss being absent for assembly just for the sake of it.

i miss playing hide-and-seek with the discipline mistress, and the thrill of getting away with my short skirt, dyed hair, dangling earrings, coloured socks, missing badge and collar pin, non-approved tennis shoes, and fashion crime blouse.

i miss my "beach club (a.k.a. bitch club) which acts like the whole world revolves arnd us and is against us.

i miss making a fool of myself in front of my hotties and getting mocked at by my frens for my bad taste in men.

i miss skipping classes just so i can watch nadal's matches at home, and then giving fake MCs to cover up.

i miss sleeping in the squash courts with the fans on before the prelim exams.

i miss being called a bimbo by frens who say i'm not truely a bimbo coz i'm just naturally dumb. i beg to differ. i do know where i live, and i now know that it's "the pot calling the kettle black" and not "the kettle calling the pot black".

. . . the list goes on . . . *sigh*

adam's apple

2006-04-17T18:55:00.000+08:00

i was watching tv when i noticed that this guy had an adam's apple.. wait. correction. i do noe guys have adam's apples. but i just realised that it's kinda SEXAAYY. lol.. but upon my intense scrutination, it just appeared like a mini tumour? oh shit, i sound so dumb. somebody enlighten me on the function of an adam's apple? i want one too!! i wanna look sexy when i talk and have everybody stare at my throat and not my face.

mock tennis camp

2006-04-16T21:34:00.000+08:00

WAHAHA!! i'll never forget today. amelia stayed over at my house and we played tennis today. i'm just gonna briefly mention that there was this one bitchy gurl beside my court. not that she actually did anything. i think it's just her face AND her bitching about who? yes me. guilty. like hello?! i didn't even do anything to her and wad's wif her talking bout me. i can HEAR! but her frens were pretty normal though.. just that they thought SDU meant "single despo and ugly". ha? that's like paris dumb. ohh. at least i didn't hafta pick as many balls as compared to yesterday. yes, i'm actually coaching amelia. LOL. that's like two tight slaps on the face. so much for my facial regime where i was hoping to get ghostly white skin. oh well, wad are frens for? anyway, just as we were leaving, this guy ran up to us and called out: " excuse me!! ARE THESE YOUR BALLS?!" HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA. we were like HUH?! WAD BALLS? okay. sick. but we couldn't help it. it was totally embarrassing. and to think i thought guys were sickER. sorrryyy. my bad.

a somewhat class gathering

2006-04-15T22:27:00.000+08:00

*yee leng me rachel-cafe cartel*

tuk tuks

2006-04-06T10:58:00.000+08:00

fifth day of rest since the bangkok trip. must say it was hell of an experience. all the people.. and the cars. and the "tuk tuks". haha.. love those vehicles man. they're kinda like motor cars just without the doors and the air conditioning and the meter and the seat belts. tuk tuks=whole lotta wind in my face. ha. amelia's gotta understand that. *hint hint* -_-

oh. and did i mention shopping there was close to heavenly? okay. simply put, it was amazing. shopping=real game of monopoly. =)

but.... it wasn't all that great in bangkok coz i didn't getta see the friggin RIOTS!! where were the bombs? and the demonstrators? lol. nahhh.. i wanna have nothing to do with those peeps.

*me and mummy in bangkok on a boat*

*charmaine and her pink drink after her exhilarating body exfoliation and my excruciating foot massage*

*who set the tongues wagging?*

*mummy.me.jie*

famous amos cookies.sushi.rootbeer.

2006-04-05T22:16:00.000+08:00

*rachie and i at taka fountain* shopping has never been so tiring.

saturday night church

2006-03-25T23:44:00.000+08:00

*blurrryyy shot*

vamos rafa!!

2006-03-18T23:26:00.000+08:00

*nadal pumped - taken during grosjean match*

7-5 6-0. nadal thrashes baghdatis. hip hip hooray!!

university shopping part two

2006-03-12T22:15:00.000+08:00

*at my doorstep before nus open house*

seoul garden

2006-03-10T00:37:00.000+08:00

today is cousin's day. saw sam at the bus stop and den saw roy and my uncle at seoul garden at bugis. haha. and i was telling roy "i dun wanna see your dad." and yes.. my uncle was just THERE. like shit? but seoul garden was fun.. except for the fact that i was eating it for i think the third time in one and a half weeks? yea.. and except for the fact that my two frens were onto some serious perving at my cousin. it was kinda like watching an R(A) film, just live.. like eww.. haha. but it was all in the name of fun.

hello moto

2006-03-07T23:40:00.000+08:00

yay! i finally got my new phone! and it can actually do more than the basic function of calling and msging. yes. there's a friggin camera and mp3 wadeva stuff. who cares! haha. i'm elated. a DECENT phone at last. at least it's better than my previous LG phone. here's why..

LG phone:
1. can't send msg
2. can't receive msg
3. calls get cut off
4. msgs get delayed
5. phone switches off by itself
6. phone switches on by itself
7. no camera
8. ugly wallpapers
9. disgusting ringtones
10. no bluetooth
11. no infrared (no.i'm not kiddin)

BUT. i still miss the mirror that comes wif the phone. it's sooo convenient...

dai deeeeeeee

2006-03-04T12:47:00.000+08:00

HAHA!! been dai deeeeing online for the past few days until the weeeee hours of the day. i think i found THE GAME. babyoxide.com. finally reached the $$$$200 mark!! whoo! and the career fest at suntec was like..er.. ended up watching wolf creek. according to my mum, who's psychotically in love wif thrillers and horror shows, wolf creek is a MUST WATCH. OMG. the actual show only started 56 minutes into the movie! and the title "wolf creek" took (i'm not lying here) 30 minutes before it came up. half of the people in my row were sleeping, and the other half were seriously bored. i thought the show was more of a comedy. friggin gory. and did i mention DUMB? we had to go to seoul garden to cleanse our minds. anyway, today's the nadal-federer dubai finals. finally. how long i haf been waiting for this momenttt. beware feddy, nadal's gonna whoopp your ass! =)

give me some brokeback mountain!!!

2006-02-26T17:26:00.001+08:00

ARGGHHH!! i just saw this trailer for brokeback mountain and i know the friggin ending!!! so sad. *sobs* i shouldn't haf watched the trailers!!! stupid youtube.com. it's all your fault! all your fault!! now there's no meaning in watching the show. the trailer is such a spoiler.. NAH. WHO CAN RESIST NOT WATCHING THE MOVIE?!?! the first trailer i watched, i actually teared coz the guys were so adorably HOT and i couldn't watch the movie.(yes. because it's R21.damn.) LOL . yea. that demonstrates how much i love PERVING. my all time favourite pastime.

heck it. i'm gonna watch the show in the cinema.on the BIG screen. WHOO~~~ haha. i need close ups.

i wanna meet mr seventeen AGAIN!!

2006-02-19T12:50:00.000+08:00

OMG. somebody just pinch me!! i saw MR seventeen at the acjc funfair yesterday. and there was TWO of him!! man the twins looked HOT. i can't even tell who was the one who won the seventeen manhunt competition. the carnival was like heaven for boi crazy me. haha. aaron said he wanted to kill all the good looking people. but i think that would mean half the population of people there. coincidentally, i wished for there to be heavy rain and thunderstorm.. and yes.. one hour later, it was raining cats and dogs wif thunder and lightning. damn i'm good at weather forecasts.

xiaoyan's farewell. sobsss

2006-02-15T17:12:00.000+08:00

*at zeee mrt station*

*on zeee bus to xiaoyan's house*

*happy tree friends*

*kawaii =)*

*it was SUPPOSED to be a candid shot until marilyn came along*

*at last a nice group photo*

happy belated birthday daddy!!

2006-02-14T00:08:00.000+08:00

daddy's bdae was on 12 feb. happy burrfdayy!! love you so much daddy... sry didn't have time to blog on his bdae coz i was too busy blowing balloons wif my younger sis.it's those type of balloons you see in funfairs where they are amazingly long and can be twisted. i should haf a pro make me a balloon portrait of myself. now that will be nice. not much twisting will be needed. just blow the balloon and you'll get lengthy me =) my elder sis and i baked a cake for him which is so picture perfect. it's like it came out from a recipe book or smth. but the taste was .. er.. just forget it. at least it looked nice. a disgustingly yummyyy strawberry on bluberry layered cake.

farewell my fren

2006-02-14T00:04:00.000+08:00

so sad. just went over to elang's house just now.. wanted to see her before she left for new zealand. i even got the country wrong! i thought she was going to HK. so embarrassing!! all blame on her blog .. kinda misleading. bought her this hot OZOC cardigan, which i wanted for myself, and a pair of earrings. sigh. i'm really gonna miss her.. my neighbour, bitching partner, tuition companion and classmate. do take care while you're in NZ k.. god bless !

class gathering

2006-02-10T18:44:00.000+08:00

i haf less den a day to decide if i should make a guest appearance at tmr's class gathering. omg.. i just saw the ad for the new tv show "love affair". like ewww. wad kinda show is that?! and fiona xie is like EVERYWHERE! i'm almost positive that she's been on every single local magazine cover. she's just so hot. =)

okay. sidetracking. i guess i SHOULD go since my it's kinda like a farewell for my fren and i dun think i'll be seeing her anytime in the near future. it's gonna be "hi!" *flashes fake smile* and "bye!" *flashes fake smile again* *rolls eyeballs after door closes* . yea..kinda regret not being closer to my class. but it's not my fault that my gang (a.k.a. beach club/bitch club) is just at a totally different frequency from the rest of the class. ahh!! decisions decisions . . .

btw. my sista got a friggin 7 A1s for her "O" levels! wad is her problem?!? and yes.. she wished she got A1 instead of A2 for english. hello?! i got like 3 A1s and that's including chinese. haha. those were the days when chinese could be studied. but i did get an A1 for english =p anyway.. congrats sis!!

good luck

2006-02-07T21:50:00.000+08:00

ah!! my fren just told me that he was going for an opt. ingrowing toe nail. this is a special shout out to him. my BEST fren. *chokes* take care and god bless. toes are not everything anyway. even if you lose one.. you still haf the other one. LOL. sandals won't be an option anymore though. =P btw..thanks for your invitation to join the "singles club". i'm so excited i can't hardly breathe!!

p.s. nushy.. i really need that bio essence thing.

found my damn shoes

2006-02-07T21:13:00.000+08:00

hooray! i found my le coq shoes. had to go all the way back to nj to get dem. i gotta say the new intake of j1s are sure lacking in... hotties. didn't see a single AC or RI guy while i was there. dang. but that's not the pt. i miss mother chue!! (and all the tennis guys. lol) found out *ahem* has found himself a new gurl. good for you dude. told u to move on. i can just hear the song "i like to move it move it.. i like to move it move it.. " yup. lame. i suggest you be faithful to her. all the best and congrats! sry i can't say your real name now.. but dun worry.. i'll credit you when the time is ripe. ha.

met nushy behind my frens' back.i was supposed to go for this reunion thingy. and i had tons of calls and msgs.. but who cares? the class doesn't expect me to come anyway.

*me and chue or rather chue and i. she said my face is FATTT*

* me and nushy at mos burger. they do serve some really good burgers.*